• Stand up comedian, writer, TV personality, podcaster
    I've been on Comedy Central's "Roast Battle" and was a correspondent on The CW's "ATX Uncensored(ish)". I make fun of movies with Master Pancake Theater and co-host a weekly podcast called Lie, Cheat & Steal, among other things. Click the links above to check out some of my work!


    Interviews, articles, appearances, and so on.

    The Dollop

    I talk about the Texas Hypnocult with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds, hosts of the Dollop.

    The Dollop

    My second Dollop appearance with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds!

    Chapo Trap House

    I predict the future with the hosts of Chapo Trap House.

    Chapo Trap House

    The Chapo boys and I discuss Ben Shapiro and New Hampshire weirdos in my second appearance.

    Austin Monthly

    A feature from Austin Monthly's "Characters" column.

    Moontower Comedy Blog

    An interview with Moontower Comedy's John Merriman.

    Brightest Young Things

    A feature on my twitter prowess.


    My writing has appeared in Vice, Time Magazine, and Zap2it, among other places. I also run a beauty and skincare advice blog!

    Beauty And Skincare Advice for Tired Grown Ups

    My VICE contributor page.